Things to do When Your Husband Forgets Your Birthday
10. Pick a fight at 11:30 p.m.
9. Break all his pencils.
8. Let your child loose on his artwork with a bottle of glue and permanent markers.
7. Consider getting cozy with that divorce lawyer you used to work with.
6. Buy yourself expensive jewlery.
5. Use photoshop to black out his face in every family picture.
4. Subscribe him to that service that calls you to remind you of important dates.
3. Call his mom and tell on him.
2. Cry.
1. Use it as emotional blackmail for the rest of his life.
- Mrs. Austin
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